fishmanjj Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 After I had my last physical, I told my wife the Dr said that a really good exercise for the heart is having sex 3 or 4 times a week. It was better than any other exercise to keep the heart strong. She said...I'll surprise you when you get home from work tomorrow. The next day I can't wait to get home...I mean, I'm excited....I think my heart rate was already up just speeding home...well, I come in the house...and she walks me to the back bedroom, the lights were already dim and music was playing in the room. I rounded the corner and to my disappointment, the surprise was a new exercise bike with several gadgets and a new pair of walking shoes. I said, did you not hear me on the Doctor's advice ?? She said .." yes" ....That she called the Dr. office today and told the nurse what I said, and the dang nurse lied and told her they recommended more exercise or walking....not more sex. I said to my wife " I know what I heard " ....now, it turns out she scheduled me for a hearing test next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whichwaysup Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH - That was hilarious. Why is it that we have to work so hard to "stay in shape"? Good on you for trying new tactics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarpon1215 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conocean Posted August 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 After my divorce a very wise elderly gentleman that was married thrice told me that the biggest difference between having a wife and having a girlfriend is the amount of sex you have. Dozens of studies show that the duration & frequency of sex decreases up to 90% within 24months after the wedding bells ring. Which (for the sake of staying in shape) is not good for your heart! Thankfully that wasn't the case when I was married but that stat has me concerned so it's doubtful I'll get married again. Mainly because I want to keep my heart as healthy as possible, of course! 🙃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnyH2O Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanaflatsfish Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 12 hours ago, conocean said: After my divorce a very wise elderly gentleman that was married thrice told me that the biggest difference between having a wife and having a girlfriend is the amount of sex you have. Dozens of studies show that the duration & frequency of sex decreases up to 90% within 24months after the wedding bells ring. Which (for the sake of staying in shape) is not good for your heart! Thankfully that wasn't the case when I was married but that stat has me concerned so it's doubtful I'll get married again. Mainly because I want to keep my heart as healthy as possible, of course! 🙃 An ol wise man told me.....put a penny in a glass jar when you are a newly wed, and every time you have relations during the first year, the jar will most likely be filled at the end of the first year...then take a penny from the jar after the first year.....most find, the jar is still 1/2 full after 4-5 years (LOL)..... dc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernieNC Posted August 20, 2017 Report Share Posted August 20, 2017 How do I say in shape? I own a Vizsla!!! (or maybe she owns us) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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